Spies like us.
Spies like us.
Spies. Like U.S.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
long live the Lazorgator, fuk u hators
Togepi, you are going to kill us all, stop that shit
I lose my tablet pen at least 5 times a day. And I’ll find it in the most bizarre places…..
this post makes me angry
Tablet Learned Magnetise on friendly Tablet Pen
Pen Can’t Escape
credit to Zeroandx on imgur (x)
This gives too much credit to the evil DOME FOSSIL imo but it is still funny
@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON
WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????
??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles)
What the fuck is happening
WHATS HAPPENING WITH THIS MANGO
WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
The Internet at its finest
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"